Apparently this story broke earlier this morning but I was sort of busy watching "X-Men: First Class" on dvd, plus if I write about something right after the legitimate television websites do it will be obvious just how much I plagiarize.
“I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work,” Hammond recalls in God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked, out Nov. 8 from HarperCollins. “The drinking calmed my nerves and quieted the disturbing images that sprang into my head … when drinking didn’t work, I cut myself.”
In 2009, during his 14th “SNL” season, and having gone to rehab once, Hammond relapsed. “I had the brilliant idea I should try crack,” he writes — and he spent time in a Harlem crack house. NY Post
Holy shit snacks! That's pretty freaking dark and it would be incredibly insensitive of me to make jokes about Hammond's drug usage being because of how awful "Saturday Night Live" has become. So I won't. I'm taking the high road today.
Although, Darrell Hammond is probably one of the few bright spots of the past 4-5 years of SNL which have been nothing if not abyssal and apparently he was on crack the entire time.
I hope you're reading this Keenan Thompson. I certainly don't want to go on record as condoning drug use but maybe if you hung out with Darrell Hammond more I wouldn't blow past SNL on my way to "Futurama" reruns every Saturday night.
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