Your Weekly Dose of Hatred

It's that time once again folks, time for a good old dose of white hot seething hatred. So buckle in and get ready to hate with me.

I hate TBS.

The image at the top of this post should read: TBS - We air a bunch of already proven television shows and some crap Tyler Perry created. There are so many reasons to hate TBS, making Chipper Jones a household name not withstanding. From 6:00am to 5:30am the next day there is a whopping three and a half hours of original programming and two hours of that is Conan and Lopez Tonight.

Hey America, look over here. Whichever one of you started the rumor that Tyler Perry is funny...I will find you and I will end you. Now, now, now I don't want you to think I'm racist. Some of my best friends have friends that are black. And even they don't think Tyler Perry is funny. And why the hell do you have to put your name in the title of everything you do? Tyler Perry presents Meet the Browns. Tyler Perry's House of Payne. Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry's Life Story, presented by Tyler Perry. And I know this isn't television related but that ridiculous Madea character...Not funny. Madea's Day Off, Madea Scared Stupid, Madea goes to Jail, Madea goes to Camp. Tyler Perry is the new Jim Varney. Tell a friend.

Unfortunately with such a little amount of original programming there's only so much hatred I can dole out. Umm, I don't know... They also air reruns of According to Jim and Everybody Loves Raymond. Die in a fire.

But thanks for giving Conan a show. I do appreciate that.


I realize that, including this WDoH (that's weekly dose of hatred, acronyms are cool), have all been directed towards networks and to be fair I could direct the next 40 at a different network each time, but that would only leave like three or four networks that didn't get highlighted. So stick with me for TBS and I promise I'll switch it up next week.