Everyone's favorite drunken lithium addict (allegedly...) Paula Abdul had a little bit of leakage this week. No, I don't mean the leakage Whoopi Goldberg talks about in that disgusting commercial for adult diapers. (Ed. note: *dry heave*) Apparently one of her assistants/guys in white coats gave Us Magazine some details about what it was like working for that lady that sang those couple of songs and then went on to ramble like an idiot on American Idol.
Each assistant must carry and use a tape recorder at all times “because she doesn’t trust her own conversations,” the source says.
“She also makes them check the TiVo for any mention of her and put it on a DVD.”
(They) should also prepare to go through her email — and respond to family and friends as the star herself.
(Paula) also needs constant reminders that she is a “warrior, survivor and gift.”
Us Magazine is only slightly more reliable than the writing on the men's room wall about your sister, (It's not even the right number!), so I'm going to pretend this is completely true because making fun of people is sort of a theme on this site.
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