I know what all of you are thinking.
"There have been so many incredible Weekly Doses of Hatred. Can he possibly keep up this blistering pace?"
"He can't keep this up. He's going to run out of things to hate."
"Wow, he looks great in those jeans. I wonder if he works out."
Rest assured folks, if you are a fan of pure bitter seething hatred... You've come to the right place. And no, I don't work out. My ass is naturally sculpted.
I hate Jim Belushi. (I bet from the banner image you thought I was going to hate cats in sunglasses)
I know, it seems a bit harsh to hate another human being. What did Jim Belushi ever do to me anyway? I'll tell you what the hell that bastard did to me. Eight excruciatingly unfunny seasons of According to Jim. Eight mothereffing seasons. That's five seasons longer than Arrested Development. Five seasons longer than Star Trek. Two seasons longer than The Wonder Years.
For eight seasons ABC beat us over the head with proof of how unfair life really is. Why couldn't Jim have been the brother that got hooked on coke and died far too early. (Too soon?) I'll frigging tell you why... Talent always goes before crap. Phil Hartman starred with Andy Dick on Newsradio (Only 5 seasons, BTW). Now, Phil is in the afterlife making dead people and ghosts shoot milk out of their noses, meanwhile Andy Dick is free to grope people in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings. But I digest.
As if eight seasons of not being funny wasn't enough, America's favorite television station CBS decided to team him up with the Sonny Bono to Rebecca Romijn's Cher, Jerry O'Connell in a remade comedy/drama about lawyers. After not being funny for so long you'd think this would be right up Belushi's alley. I bet you'd also think that Glee is an incredible television show and we need more Acapella on television. You would, of course, be wrong. No one needs any more Acapella anywhere, and Belushi was crap on that show as well. It barely got 18 episodes out.
Then ABC came along and in its infinite wisdom decided that poor Jim Belushi just hadn't received a fair shake. So this is going to happen:
The project, titled You Won’t Even Know I’m Here, has received a put pilot commitment from the network. ABC Studios and studio-based Brillstein Entertainment Partners are producing. The multi-camera comedy, written by ["Murphy Brown" creator Diane] English, stars Belushi as a co-dependent father whose relationship with his teenage daughter is turned upside down when they are put together in a unique situation.Deadline
The career of Jim Belushi is nothing more than the (nerd)WWE title run of Rey Mysterio shortly after Eddie Guerrero died(/nerd). Hey Jim, we're sorry your more talented brother died. Here's a 30 year show-business career. No hard feelings, right?
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