In what is sure to turn into a permanent fixture here at TBA (mainly because it requires very little effort on my part) we are going to take a step back from the brilliantly crafted commentaries about the state of television today and provide you, the faithful reader, with some of the more talked about new items of the week. That way when you host that wine and cheese party this weekend you will have something to talk about instead of letting that bitch Stephanie Wallace steal your thunder by talking about how her gynecologist once did a pap smear on Julia Roberts. Uppity bitch.
RIP "The Playboy Club" - Poor Eddie Cibrian... Not only did he recently end his marriage to noted fame whore and newest cast member of "The Real Housewives of some shitty location" only to watch his new girlfriend LeAnn Rimes open the Ark of the Covenant and become the Crypt Keeper's younger and less attractive sister, but NBC has just canned his period drama (Dibs on Period Drama for a band name) "The Playboy Club" after only three episodes. When asked for a comment a high level executive at NBC probably said this:
It really is a shame. We had such high hopes forMad MenPan AmThe Playboy Club.
Next year's Superbowl moved to 4:30pm to accommodate the halftime entertainment - The interwebs broke the news this week that the NFL has signed Madonna for next year's Superbowl halftime show. So the organization that almost forced me to become interested in Canadian Football or even worse...baseball because of owner greed has signed Madonna to headline the halftime show of their biggest night of television. Madonna the 50-something year old walking skeleton that has been documented as one of the biggest pains in the ass to work with due to her ridiculous demands, ludicrous salary, and need for attention. Yea, that makes sense.
Some young hipster doofus cheated on his elderly wife - Apparently, not unlike the Tiger Woods saga of yesteryear, stories of Ashton Kutcher's infidelity continue to surface. Us and Life and Style have reported that Kelso not only cheated on his old lady (Ed note: *rimshot*) with a pair of women at a pricey hotel but he did it on their anniversary. I like to imagine Jon Cryer is reading this right now and openly weeping into whatever cereal unfunny douches eat for breakfast about how Two and a Half Men just can't catch a break. Count Chocula. Unfunny douches probably eat Count Chocula for breakfast.
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