Blogging without a net.

Here we go! Live blogging the premier of Sunny...

10:04 - Holy shit. Is that the chick from Beakman's World???

10:05 - What the hell is going on with Frank's hair?

Aaaaand commercial.
Update: According to IMDB, yes Frank's hooker is the Josie from Beakman's World. Also Beakman's World was streets ahead of Bill Nye.

10:07 - Were back!

10:08 - I had the biggest crush on Josie from Beakman's World growing up. That's all done now.

10:08 - FAT MAC!!!

10:11 - Fat Mac is officially a success.

10:13 - Commercial time, go get a snack.

Every time I see this damn Sonic commercial with the hillbilly music, I want one of those hotdogs. That had nothing to do with Sunny, I just thought you should know.

10:16 - Here we go.

10:18 - I cannot express how much I love Fat Mac. Also the fact that he pronounces Diabetes like Wilfred Brimley...Gold.

10:21 - Wildcard Bitches!

10:23 - Ok so this scene is sort of funny. Charlie mispronouncing words and Frank talking about finding eggs and crabs...HOLY SHIT!! IS THAT BLOOD??? "I have a touch of consumption" and "Poisoned by my constituents" I love Charlie.

10:24 - Time to pay some bills. Am I the only one super excited about the new season of the League? Also, if I ever catch the son of a bitch that threw acid on Anna Faris... I swear on everything holy.
Taco Bell commercial. That guy, flipping knives and chicken and stuff. I totes know him. His name is Phil Wills and I used to work with him. He's actually a really cool guy so if he's reading this and has, I don't know, any free taco coupons laying around... Ok Back to the show.

10:27 - Oh. My. God. They brought back Alvin Thibodeaux! And they called back to the Philadelphia Eagle tryout episode where they tried to pass him off as Donavan McNabb. I love this show.

10:29 - Fat Mac carries garbage bags of chimichangas, injects himself with insulin while he is eating, spills salsa on his shirt... Every actor should gain 50 pounds.

10:30 - If anyone is reading this, I want a Tommy Bahama shirt.

10:31 - Most romantic proposal ever.

10:32 - These people are the most despicable bunch of assdicks I have ever seen. But I would not hesitate to hang out with them if given the chance. Aaaaand Pretty Woman to end the episode. Brilliant.

I can only hope this is the caliber of story we can expect from the new season of Sunny. This concludes my first foray into the world of live blogging. Most TV sites live blog things like the Emmys but I really don't care about the Emmys. No one I like ever wins. So let me know if you liked this or not, either way I'll probably do it again when Community premieres next week.