Me: Hey "Community". Thanks for coming over.
Community: Sure, no problem. What's up?
M: (sighs) I think it's time we had a little talk. Have a seat.
C: (laughs uncomfortably) You aren't breaking up with me, are you?
M: No, no. Nothing like that. It's just that...you're getting on in years and I think we should talk about what's going to happen to me after you're gone.
C: WHAT? What are you talking about? Critics LOVE me! Did you see the cover of TV Guide? I won an award. A fan based award.
M: Listen, I love you. I always will, it's just that after "Arrested Development" I swore I'd be prepared. I just...
(door slowly opens and "Happy Endings" peeks in)
Happy Endings: Everyone ok in here?
C: Who the shit is this? Is this who you're replacing me with???
M: No one is replacing anyone. Dammit, you might as well come in now. (Happy Endings enters and sits down) Community this is Happy Endings. Before you freak out, we're just friends. It's just that Happy Endings is so well written, the characters mesh fantastically well together, there's no laugh track, and I'm sorry but Casey Wilson is super hot.
C: (chokes up) I remember when you used to say those things about me. Do you even remember Alison Brie??
M: Look, you're still my number one. I love you. I just need to be prepared. Last time this happened I wasn't ready for it and ended up in bed with a bunch of "Dharma and Greg" reruns. My heart still belongs to you.
H: I'm on Wednesday nights.
C: Shut up! Did anyone even talk to you? This is between he and I.
M: Look, I just want us all to be friends so why don't we sit back, relax, have some drinks and watch "Justified".
C & H: WATCH WHAT????
