Me: Hey "Community". Thanks for coming over.
Community: Sure, no problem. What's up?
M: (sighs) I think it's time we had a little talk. Have a seat.
C: (laughs uncomfortably) You aren't breaking up with me, are you?
M: No, no. Nothing like that. It's just that...you're getting on in years and I think we should talk about what's going to happen to me after you're gone.
C: WHAT? What are you talking about? Critics LOVE me! Did you see the cover of TV Guide? I won an award. A fan based award.
M: Listen, I love you. I always will, it's just that after "Arrested Development" I swore I'd be prepared. I just...
(door slowly opens and "Happy Endings" peeks in)
Happy Endings: Everyone ok in here?
C: Who the shit is this? Is this who you're replacing me with???
M: No one is replacing anyone. Dammit, you might as well come in now. (Happy Endings enters and sits down) Community this is Happy Endings. Before you freak out, we're just friends. It's just that Happy Endings is so well written, the characters mesh fantastically well together, there's no laugh track, and I'm sorry but Casey Wilson is super hot.
C: (chokes up) I remember when you used to say those things about me. Do you even remember Alison Brie??
M: Look, you're still my number one. I love you. I just need to be prepared. Last time this happened I wasn't ready for it and ended up in bed with a bunch of "Dharma and Greg" reruns. My heart still belongs to you.
H: I'm on Wednesday nights.
C: Shut up! Did anyone even talk to you? This is between he and I.
M: Look, I just want us all to be friends so why don't we sit back, relax, have some drinks and watch "Justified".
C & H: WATCH WHAT????
I watched four episodes of Happy Endings last night in succession on Video on Demand. Favorite episode was the one with both Damon Wayans. My only question is, is there a script?
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope so otherwise the guy that plays Dave is the worst improv actor I have ever seen in my entire life. He is easily the weakest link of an otherwise stellar cast. Max is tremendous, I want to get my next restraining order from Casey Wilson, and Damon Wayans Jr is pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteHe is the Ted/How I Met Your Mother of this show. The rest of the cast is head and shoulders above him but dammit if he's not integral to the storyline.