Friday Laziness

Yep, it's that time of the week again. The magical time when the weekend is just within my grasp and I really start phoning in the posts. I realize most everything I write during the week is half-assed but Friday is when the real laziness begins.

I heart Aubrey Plaza

I don't care how many of you even know what this is. This one is just for me.

Enjoy your weekend!

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Now normally I don't post on the weekends because I'm far too busy sailing, playing polo, and sampling fine wines...you know, 1% stuff. But I was halfway through my brunch with the King of Siam (that's still a country, right?) when I realized that I was too lazy to be lazy on Friday and I raced back to my palatial estate to hastily throw together a handful of images for all of you to enjoy. So...enjoy!

Uproxx

This totally counts because Wilfred Brimley is on TV



Enjoy your Sunday. Wooo football!!

Friday Laziness

It's officially Friday and you know what that means... It's time for a bunch of hastily compiled images that I didn't make. Friday=Lazy Blogging. Deal with it.

Wildcard bitches!




And finally, a little swagger to get you through the weekend.

Enjoy your weekend folks!

Tomorrow...its only a day awaaaaaaay

So I'm a little cheerier today than normal, NBD right? It's only because tomorrow is the season premiere of Community. I don't know if I've mentioned it before but I really like Community. So to celebrate Community Eve I am going to pull something from my Lazy Blogging 101 textbook and put a bunch of videos up for you to peruse.

Our videos today come from the brilliant mind of DJ Steve Porter. I cannot imagine the creativity it takes to come up with these remixes. All I do is find pictures on the internet, type out dick jokes, and rant about crappy television.








I know I've posted this before but it deserves another feature.


I realize I come across bitter and pissed off most of the time on this site and there is a good reason for that. I am bitter and pissed off. But DJ Steve Porter and these videos makes me smile a little and I'm not sure how I feel about that...

Oh yea, also worth mentioning. A brilliant little show called Parks and Recreation premieres tonight as well. Sorry Miss Knope, Troy and Abed always get top billing around here.

E Pluribus Anus

I realize that some of my readers may not appreciate the television genius that is NBC's Community and that's ok. It doesn't mean I'm going to stop talking about Community or stop posting things about the show. For instance the following Community mash-up by DJ Steve Porter is nothing short of brilliant.
I think people don't take enough time to appreciate the other cast members of the show. The main seven are so phenomenally good together that people often forget about the power of a Starburns or a Magnitude (pop pop).

But my personal favorite would have to be Dean Pelton. From his obvious crush on Jeff to the fact that he always seems to find the skimpiest most inappropriate costumes to wear into the library, the Dean is absolutely perfect in his role.

So without further ado, here is the video I promised...full of Deany goodness.

Zip Zop Zooey and enjoy your weekend.

Wrote a list. Wanna hear it? Here it go.

I know I said before that making lists is Lazy Blogging 101. But I also remember saying I'm a lazy blogger. So...enjoy this list.


Blog Name TBA's 5 funniest women on television

#5. Mila Kunis
Anyone that can make Meg Griffin funny deserves to be on this list, plus look at her...she's adorable. She's the cutest thing I've ever seen and I was at the zoo the day the baby tiger/baby panda hybrid was born.

#4. Amy Poehler
I realize I may get some crap from the Parks & Rec crowd about placing Leslie Knope at number four. I also realize that no one really reads this blog anyway so the 'Parks & Rec crowd' I was referring to is imaginary. F you imaginary Parks & Rec fans that read this site.

#3. Amber Nash
I can't get over the depth and brilliance Amber Nash brings to the table with such a despicable character like Pam. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Pam. She's like a Meg Griffin on steroids. Everyone on the show hates the shit out of her and has good reason to. She's crass, rude, depraved, and probably the worst HR Rep ever, which makes her the perfect Archer character.

#2. Tina Fey
Putting Tina Fey on this list is a little unfair. It's like having a list of the best movies of all time to feature a sled named Rosebud. This list wouldn't be here if not for Tina Fey. You can say what you want about Betty White or Lucille Ball being trailblazers for funny women on TV but in this day and age, it's Tina Fey.

#1. Kaitlin Olson
Kaitlin Olson is easily the funniest woman on television right now. Her timing is impeccable, she can deadpan a line or throw so much ridiculous over the top emotion into it... I have yet to see an episode of Its Always Sunny where she is not absolutely brilliant. If you don't know who she is, do yourself a favor and Youtube some of her work on Its Always Sunny. You can thank me later.

Who didn't see this coming?

Remember Bewitched? Ok let me rephrase that question. Do you remember the show with two Darrens? They switched the actor midway through the series and expected us to all just play along like nothing happened? Of course you remember that.
Member the movie they made with Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman? It cost 85 million to make and only pulled in 65 million in the US? You really don't remember? That's probably a good thing.

So let's recap what we just learned. Old television show remembered for switching lead actors and not much else. Remade into movie that made 20 million less than what it cost despite the ridiculous box office draw that is Will Ferrell. Everyone caught up? Good.

Apparently all of that means only one thing for the people at CBS... Network Gold!
The people that brought you gems like NCIS, NCIS:LA, NCIS:Sugar Creek, and NCIS:We really aren't trying are currently developing a script for a remake of Bewitched.

I'd love to end this with a fantastic show stopping joke about the lack of effort CBS puts into its programming or how they continue to insult us to our faces and America keeps eating it up, but I've got nothing. Enjoy your weekend.

There is no justice in TV Land

No, I'm not referring to the fact that executives at Nickelodeon consider The Nanny to be an important enough part of television history to put it on the same channel as Three's Company, Sanford and Son, and All in the Family; I'm talking about shows that tragically didn't feature enough Jim Belushi or Ray Romano for America's liking and ended too soon.

Yes, I know that doing a list is another lazy way to get page views. Oh, did you think I was going to attempt to dispute the fact that I'm a lazy blogger?

Now, to the list!

# 6 Grounded for Life 2001-2005: I realize this is a little sitcommy for this site but I refuse to apologize. Grounded was a fantastic show that was at times well written and I find Donal Logue extremely funny. Also Lynsey Bartilson, if you're not doing anything, call me.

# 5 Terriers 2010: This fantastic drama about a pair of semi lowlifes that start their own PI business never had a chance. The name of the show and strange promos that FX aired buried it before it even began. Before anyone says anything, yes I know that's two Donal Logue shows in a row. I promise you it's the last, mainly because he's only done like two things in the past 10 years.

# 4 Reaper 2007-2009: This short lived Fox sitcom was about a guy that gets his soul sold to the devil before he's born. When he turns 18 he becomes a bounty hunter for the devil, collecting lost souls and bringing them to a portal to hell. It was a wonderfully dark comedy that apparently didn't have enough Charlie Sheen for America.

# 3 Sports Night 1998-2000: After the first season network execs forced the show to add a laugh track because apparently America needs to be told when to laugh. "I love me some of that Raymond show! The TV laughs with me!"

# 2 Freaks and Geeks 1999-2000: Judd Apatow's brilliant show about the lives of a handful of 1980's high schoolers lasted 18 episodes before it got the axe. According to Jim went nine seasons. I just threw up a little on my keyboard.

# 1 Arrested Development 2003-2006: Some wounds never heal.